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07:38 pm
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Holy shit!
I have a livejournal account!
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08:51 pm
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Sigh
On Feb. 23rd I said:
Cisco hits $14.00 and I'm going all in and holding onto that shit for 2 years.
Because when it hits 20+, I'm going to cash out and laugh my ass off.
Today it's at $19.63.
I knew I should have gone all in. A 40% increase in 4 months. 10% per month.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Being wrong I can live with. God, I hate being right.
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06:41 pm
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O.o
Cisco hits $14.00 and I'm going all in and holding onto that shit for 2 years.
Because when it hits 20+, I'm going to cash out and laugh my ass off.
Now, the big question, how do I buy it in such a way that a creditor can't steal it away from me?
ANY SWISS IN THE AUDIENCE?
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03:56 am
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Pain
The ending of Chasing Amy always makes me want to stand up and punch something.
Holden's entire monologue thing towards the end? Yeah, I call it "The Final Solution" because it is that fucking horrific. I want to reach into the screen and beat him until his face explodes into goo.
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11:39 am
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Kid pr0n
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/01/15/pn.sexting.teens.cnn
I love the opening argument:
WE HAVE TO CHARGE THEM WITH SOMETHING TO SAVE THEM FROM CHILD PREDATORS.
Congratulations, you've just shown how the legal system has jumped the fucking shark.
You know, in the old days, we prosecuted the people who did the bad things, like break into houses. Now we're prosecuting people who leave their doors unlocked.
gg, America. gg.
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04:06 am
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...
Apparently, MySpace has some super intelligent advertising AI. Because I made the previous post and then
BOOM.
.....I am interested in your religion and would like to know more. Where do I acquire a pamphlet to peruse?
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03:49 am
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Dear MySpace,
I don't know what you're selling with this ad
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO BUY IT.
Sincerely,
Men
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06:04 pm
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Well since you went a survey'in:
Oh, look. A survey.
Yeah, looks like 80% of GA wants to cut government waste and cut taxes.
Well, tell you what, Lt. Cagle:
It looks like, in order, the least important issues are
Transportation, Healthcare, Preserving Life, Crime, and Protecting the 2nd Amendment
and the least important priorities are
Air quality, Transportation, and Healthcare.
So, based on this survey, here's what I would do:
Well, you want to cut taxes and get rid of government waste. That means we gotta save a LOT of money!
First, stop spending any money on the roads and make them all privately owned toll roads that charge $5 per mile. That should immediately make Transportation a number one priority for everyone in GA.
Second, stop spending any money on hospitals and make them all privately owned entities that charge 4 times as much for the same level of healthcare. That'll make healthcare at least number 1 or number 2 on the priorities list.
Third, getting rid of the police will actually make life, crime, and the 2nd amendment much more important.
I'm sure if the legislature just follows through with that plan of action, GA's priorities will be set right again. At least until the next election or survey.
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07:25 pm
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Dear Sarah Palin,
In reference to your statements in the upcoming documentary "Media Malpractice" and quoted here.
YOU GOT TAKEN DOWN BY KATIE "AMERICA'S MORNING TALK SHOW SWEETHEART" COURIC.
Give it up. You're a barely functioning governor. The media wasn't against you. It wasn't a conspiracy. You're just not a contender for national politics because you're dumb as a sack of bricks.
The American people have come to accept that our politicians never have any idea what they're talking about. We've come to terms with the fact that our representatives aren't really doing their jobs, much less representing anything other than their own desires or the desires of their pocketbooks. We've come to live with corruption, nepotism, very special interests, lobbyists, consultants, think tanks, liars, and hypocrites. Trust us, none of that concerns us anymore.
What does concern us is when a candidate is so stupid that you listen and think to yourself "HOW DO YOU NOT CHOKE ON YOUR OWN TONGUE?!"
Okay, let's step back and just take a deep breath and objectively assess the situation:
You got owned by Katie Couric. That's like losing a 100 meter dash to a blind, deaf, comatose, unborn, limbless, paraplegic with a stopped heart and a bad sense of direction.
Katie Couric. She's like the T-Ball of political journalism. She set the ball up on a stick and you didn't even make it past home plate.
Seriously.
You couldn't survive an interview with Katie "How are you feeling today Regis" Couric.
Katie. Fucking "At least for me personally, I've always tried to do a really good job every day, with each interview, and treat each interview seriously, and make the person I'm speaking with feel comfortable, hopefully make it an ideal experience." Couric.
Katie "I could announce one morning that the world was going to blow up in three hours and people would be calling in about my hair!" Couric.
Her---> 
I just... There's... How do I... Look, you're right. it's them. Not you. Now you don't worry your little head and go do whatever it is the governor of Alaska does. I'm sure they'll come around and realize you're a swell little missy. And besides, they're only saying those mean things because they're jealous. Now you go play and don't let it bother you none.
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08:35 pm
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=D
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09:37 pm
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Left 4 Dead
Crazy. Fucking. Fun.
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08:50 pm
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Sublime
[20:43] Hamza: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/18/plainclothes-police.html#comments
[20:45] Downtym001: Sweet. Police State.
[20:45] Downtym001: When they coming for you?
[20:45] Downtym001: We can have an arrest party.
[20:45] Hamza: i dunno
[20:46] Downtym001: :D
[20:46] Hamza: hopefully long enough to send out fb evite
[20:46] Downtym001: lol
[20:47] Downtym001: "Hamza is Police are on their way! BRING THE KEG, LET'S THROWDOWN!"
[20:47] Hamza: haha
[20:47] Downtym001: We can stand on the second floor and countdown
[20:47] Downtym001: As they're walking up
[20:47] Downtym001: 10!
[20:47] Downtym001: 9!
[20:47] Downtym001: 8!
[20:47] Downtym001: 7!
[20:47] Hamza: everyone bring your towel rag!
[20:47] Downtym001: That'll freak them right the fuck out.
[20:47] Downtym001: Bunch of drunk people screaming out a countdown
[20:47] Downtym001: And you're just standing on the porch
[20:47] Downtym001: Smiling.
[20:47] Hamza: UM WTF
[20:47] Hamza: you realize?
[20:47] Hamza: theyll be like
[20:47] Downtym001: They'd be like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
[20:47] Hamza: HOLY SHIT HES GOT BACKUP AND A BOMB
[20:48] Hamza: you guys would be collateral damage in the end
[20:48] Downtym001: HELL YEAH
[20:48] Downtym001: IT WOULD RULE
[20:48] Downtym001: We'd get arrested and they'd be like WHAT THE FUCK
[20:48] Downtym001: And I'd be like "It was an arrest party, your honor."
[20:48] Downtym001: And he'd be like "You were....celebrating his arrest?"
[20:48] Downtym001: "Yes."
[20:48] Downtym001: "Son, are you high or stupid?"
[20:48] Downtym001: "Probably."
[20:48] Downtym001: "Do you think this is funny?"
[20:49] Downtym001: "That I'm still alive? Oh yeah."
[20:49] Hamza: "BREAKING NEWS ON CNN: THOUSANDS ARRESTED & GASSED AT TIME SQUARE DURING NEWYEARS AS THEY ALL SUSPICIOUSLY COUNTED DOWN. POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A BOMB"
[20:49] Downtym001: ROFLMAO
[20:49] Downtym001: Oh man
[20:49] Downtym001: Hell yeah
[20:49] Hamza: i shit you not
[20:49] Downtym001: It would only happen if they were all brown
[20:49] Hamza: that seems so plausable thse days
[20:49] Downtym001: White people don't use bombs. =(
[20:49] Downtym001: OR SO THEY SAY.
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03:31 am
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Blow Out Speakers Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iXCRsvMXWU
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01:56 pm
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Human Behavior is Weird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR00_uLfGVE
Like 4 Real.
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10:39 am
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Should this be this funny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
Hilarious.
Yes. I'm 12 years old.
Oh, also, HEADPHONES.
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06:10 pm
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Yearrrrggggggggggh
Seriously?
Have you ever sat and tried to read through the backstory for a DC or Marvel character? Ah, god, it's a freaking atrocity.
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06:35 pm
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Fox News: We got class and we know SCIENCY STUFF
Fucking moronic news reporters.
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11:29 am
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Fuck yeah!
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24767202-2,00.html
From the article:
"In my view, the magistrate was correct in determining that, in respect of both the commonwealth and the NSW offences, the word 'person' included fictional or imaginary characters ...," the judge said.
"... The mere fact that the figure depicted departed from a realistic representation in some respects of a human being did not mean that such a figure was not a 'person'."
FUCK YOU, LOLITA! FUCK YOU IN YOUR TAWDRY ASS!
AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON THOSE KIDS IN ENDER'S GAME!
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12:22 pm
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01:28 pm
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It's time for Hunger-rolling.
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